O' Nai Jee...

(A humble attempt at a Punjabi dialogue which comes through observation. A typical scene in any Punjabi house where politics is being discussed. The answers in the questions!)

Wadda Chaudry: Main twanon dus reyaan Muluk Saab, saddey loqi hun akh gaye hoey ney. Parechani baree!

Muluk Saab: O’ Nai Chaudry! Gul asal ich hor hey. Loqan kol aethhey kera waqat hey aeho jai sochaan laee? Ae te wuddi khed eh!

Wadda Chaudry: O’ Nai Muluk Saab! Khedaan aala taim lung gya hun. Ae te hun hisaab kitaab hona eh te saara syaasi gund mund loqaan ne shaaper ich pa ke suth dena eh!

Muluk Saab: O’ Nai Sarkar! Keriyaan gullan kardey o tussi! O ainaan loqaan ne kuddi apney kharaan da gund nai saaf keeta te mulak da hisaab kithon karan gey! Tussi wee kuddi kudaar merey nikkey wurgaan gullaan kardey o!

Wadda Chaudry: O’ Nai Jee! Gullaan karan noon te saadi qaum wah wah eh! Jithey chaar befkoof rul be jaan, uthey hee kachehree la laindey ne! Wichon ata pata kukh nai Honda!

Muluk Saab: O chudo Chauee Saab! Saadey mulak te chuwee ghantey kachehree luggi hondee eh! O kera jurum saabut hoya eh uj tikar? Eh saarey rulley hoey ne, te sanoon laareyaan te tor daindey ne!

Wadda Chaudry: O’ Nai Muluk Badshah! Ainey aaram nul ae qaum nai tori ja sakdee! Tera khyal eh! Aethey te chuwaani dee gul te media suwaal karan khlo jaanda eh! Eh gul na kar toon!

Muluk Saab: O’ Nai Chaudry! Ae media aaley wee barey gunney ney! O jidda punj saal da bacha gwachaeya jaye, o noon eh puchna ke, “Tussi kee chandey o?” Hun dusso na menon tussi!

Wadda Chaudry: O’ Nai yaar! Toon samajhda nai! Gareeb dee gul sunun da taim kissey kol nai! Ae jerey hegey ne naan leader huzraat saadey, ainaan noon apney batehrey sayapey ne! Hun koi kum sidda keeta hoey te gul uggey turrey na!

Muluk Saab: O’ Nai Badshao! Gul uggey torun lai bara hosla durkaar eh! Tussi aap wekh lo! Ik noon sujjey jaana eh te laazmi doojey ne khubbey jaana eh!

Wadda Chaudry: O’ Nai mereya Pharawa! Gul hun sujjey khubbey dee wee nai! Gul hun siraf ik doojey dee nufee te weliyaan khaan dee reh gayee eh!!!

(And they never agree upon anything!)