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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Punjabi Phrases At A Cricket Match

Typical Punjabi Phrases while watching a tense One Day Cricket match!

General comments at the toss:
At winning the toss: “Bus fer ujj te ussi jitiye hee jitye!”
At losing the toss: “Rab de kummaan ich koi na koi behtri zaroor hondee eh! Chunga eh!”

Batting Time

Following the slow openers:
“Ainan dee aeho gullaan ne jinan te fer ainan noon baad ich gaalaan paindiyaan ne!”
“Mich mich lai hoi eh!”
“O score wee wada lo koi! Jadon de aye o aapus ichee khedaan khed raey o!”
“Chichar hee ho gaye ney hun!”


Following the hasty openers:
“Oye aaraam nul khed oye! Uthra jaya na hoey!”
“Tussi wekh lena hun, ae koi gul khilaan lageya eh!”
“Wekhna zara! Kidda befkoof hega eh!”


Following a boundary:
“Bus, aeho tareeqa eh game noon uggey lijaan da!”
“Chalo shukar eh, warna te jo tuk tuk layee hoi see!”
“Oye jewonda ro! Hun ainaan noon purtoo pe jaanan eh!”
“Teri mehrbaani bao! Hun wee na shot paindee te fer te tenoon ee ik paindee!”


Following a Catch out:
“Dur fittey moon tera!”
“Ugley de hutthaan ich sutti soo!”
“Kinni wuddi chawlli maree eh ainey!”
“Saada Honda na aidee jugha, te ankhaan uggey unhera aa jaana see!”


Following a Run-out:
“Eh kee keeta eh ainan ne? Ae jera munda eh na, eh hamesha baree gurbur kurda eh!”
“Je tenon nazar aa reya eh ke ooney nai aana, te toon mur ja. Nussi ja reya eh paaglaan haar!”
“Bus hun ainaan da kujh nai ho sukda!”


Following an Out Bowled:
“Onoon samajh ee nai luggi ke ball kithon lungee eh!”
“Chalo jee! Tussi jao te pavilion ich aaram karo hun!”
“Khlota ainj eh jeewein aidee baraat aye gee te doli be ke jaye ga! Out ho gya ain te tur pe hun!”


Following a Low Score:
“Bus hun saara kum fielding da eh!”
“Hun bara zaroori eh ke bundey de puttar bun ke kheddun!”
“Saadey bowler ainaan noon baraber kar lain gey inshAllah!”

Bowling Time

Following a Maiden Over:
“Eh munda aqalmund eh!”
“Bus cuptaan noon chaida eh ke ainon akheer de punj over karaey!”
“Lugga ro aaram nul bus!”


Following an Expensive Over:
“Yaar, ainoon kyon khidaya eh! Ugli waari ainon nai khidana!”
“Chunga eh! Bari shodiyaan maar rya see!”
“Sidda bulley te gaind sutda eh!”

Following Loose Fielding:
“Hutthaan ich moriyaan ne aina diyaan!”
“Tehdey ainj kha rya eh jeewein unna eh!”
“Digg digg jaandey ne! Pata nai kee purtoo pya eh ainaan noon!”


Following No Balls:
“Bus hun paagal hogaye ne!”
“Ainon te hun goli maar deni chaidee eh!”
“Hun eh koi waqt eh aehoo jayee bongiyaan marun da!”


Following Boundaries:
“Ugley wee gharon khedun aye hoey ney!”
“Kidda zulm eh! Nusdey ee nai!”
“O toon boundary te khlota kee cholley wech rya ain!”


Following a Wicket:
“Oye shabash! Hun tussi wekhna game keewein buduldee eh!”
“Kee ball karayee soo! Dil khush keeta soo!”
“Bus hun kissey noon tikkun nai dena!”


Following a Victory:
“Maza aa gaya ujj te!”
“Ugleyaan de moon te laanat pe gayee eh!”
“Ujj te roti baron hee aawey gee!”


Following a Loss:
“Saara din zaaya keeta eh ujj te!”
“Kee kuwwey bunda ainaan noon hun! Juttiyaan painiyaan chaidiyaan ne ainaan noon!”
“Bund kar yaar TV!”
“Chalo mitti pao yaar, roti te khaeeye na!”




Wednesday, February 1, 2012

O' Nai Jee...

(A humble attempt at a Punjabi dialogue which comes through observation. A typical scene in any Punjabi house where politics is being discussed. The answers in the questions!)

Wadda Chaudry: Main twanon dus reyaan Muluk Saab, saddey loqi hun akh gaye hoey ney. Parechani baree!

Muluk Saab: O’ Nai Chaudry! Gul asal ich hor hey. Loqan kol aethhey kera waqat hey aeho jai sochaan laee? Ae te wuddi khed eh!

Wadda Chaudry: O’ Nai Muluk Saab! Khedaan aala taim lung gya hun. Ae te hun hisaab kitaab hona eh te saara syaasi gund mund loqaan ne shaaper ich pa ke suth dena eh!

Muluk Saab: O’ Nai Sarkar! Keriyaan gullan kardey o tussi! O ainaan loqaan ne kuddi apney kharaan da gund nai saaf keeta te mulak da hisaab kithon karan gey! Tussi wee kuddi kudaar merey nikkey wurgaan gullaan kardey o!

Wadda Chaudry: O’ Nai Jee! Gullaan karan noon te saadi qaum wah wah eh! Jithey chaar befkoof rul be jaan, uthey hee kachehree la laindey ne! Wichon ata pata kukh nai Honda!

Muluk Saab: O chudo Chauee Saab! Saadey mulak te chuwee ghantey kachehree luggi hondee eh! O kera jurum saabut hoya eh uj tikar? Eh saarey rulley hoey ne, te sanoon laareyaan te tor daindey ne!

Wadda Chaudry: O’ Nai Muluk Badshah! Ainey aaram nul ae qaum nai tori ja sakdee! Tera khyal eh! Aethey te chuwaani dee gul te media suwaal karan khlo jaanda eh! Eh gul na kar toon!

Muluk Saab: O’ Nai Chaudry! Ae media aaley wee barey gunney ney! O jidda punj saal da bacha gwachaeya jaye, o noon eh puchna ke, “Tussi kee chandey o?” Hun dusso na menon tussi!

Wadda Chaudry: O’ Nai yaar! Toon samajhda nai! Gareeb dee gul sunun da taim kissey kol nai! Ae jerey hegey ne naan leader huzraat saadey, ainaan noon apney batehrey sayapey ne! Hun koi kum sidda keeta hoey te gul uggey turrey na!

Muluk Saab: O’ Nai Badshao! Gul uggey torun lai bara hosla durkaar eh! Tussi aap wekh lo! Ik noon sujjey jaana eh te laazmi doojey ne khubbey jaana eh!

Wadda Chaudry: O’ Nai mereya Pharawa! Gul hun sujjey khubbey dee wee nai! Gul hun siraf ik doojey dee nufee te weliyaan khaan dee reh gayee eh!!!

(And they never agree upon anything!)